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Has anyone heard if littlek's condition is improving? So sad

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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 06:39 pm
.....so I go out and there's Gus in full congress with the mare!

'What the hell are you up to Private Ratzenberger!!" I shout.

"Sarge! You said that's for our sexual urges, Sir!!".

"You f*cking idiot!!! You're supposed to ride her to the whore-house in town!!!".
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 07:46 pm
littlek wrote:
OW!

Heeeyyy, why am I wearing a saddle?


Eeeeeasy there, girl, just relax....here, have a few sugarcubes...now just relax...no kicking while Kicky gets up on your back...that's it, eeeeeasy girl...

Now let's ride!!!!

<snaps littlek in the ass with a switch>

Wooohooo!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 07:47 pm
<punches kicky in the nose>
I'm not a damned horse anymore.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 07:49 pm
<falls off littlek's back>

Ouch! You're mean!

<slinks away>
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 08:00 pm
aaaw.... here's a tissue
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 08:02 pm
splffff!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 08:03 pm
Come here... come on, come here....

<grabs the switch and smacks kicky on the forehead>
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 08:24 pm
We all love it when you two flirt!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 08:32 pm
<rubbing licked fingers across stilly's glasses>
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 08:52 pm
<points to webcam in corner>
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 09:11 pm
I'm not afraid of a webcam.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 10:04 pm
Are you two still horsing around?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 10:05 pm
I think the mane event is over.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 10:29 pm
Straight from the horse's mouth and that's the truth wither you like it or not. It's certainly a strange tail to tell or be herd.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 10:39 pm
You used all the puns! Neigh, there must be more .... But, I am too tired to think of them, so I'm hoofing it to bed.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 12:03 am
Hey, why are you galloping off? Is it pasture bed time? Damn, that's too bad...I was gonna ask you to mare me.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:29 am
Whinney!
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:06 am
In her other life she was a hoofer on Broadway.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 05:58 pm
bobsmythhawk wrote:
In her other life she was a hoofer on Broadway.


....but she couldn't keep off the grass.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:22 pm
Well, you know what they say? You can lead a horse to broadway, but you .... what..... you can.... uh, nemmind.

I can't make that bit work. Maybe we should rein in the horse jokes?
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