oh, and I decided to hang out in NH pretending to think I'm a work horse so Icould avoid the IRS.
I masturbate with grapes in my mouth.
What does that mean?
I thought maybe it meant I like grapes.
Banned Wagon wrote:Intrepid wrote:This is a true story. Some years ago I was in outside sales and I was given a lead from an acquaintance of a man that owned a store. The man's name was Bill Kirky. When I arrived at the store, I met a man with a very obvious motor affliction.
I wanted to be sure it was him so I thought I would introduce myself and ask if he was Bill Kirky. Those words did not come out of my mouth...what escaped from my lips was. Hi, I'm ______ and you must be Bill Jerky. I heard the words come out of my mouth and I wanted to crawl under the closest and lowest thing I could find.
I have never forgotten that experience and I now take the time to know what I am about to say as I never want to embarrass myself or anyone else in such a manner again.
Wow...
I think that I'm having a seizure!
Luckily, I am not you.
If I was, I would die from the embrassment of that.
I almost did. Nothing that I have done since that time has made me feel so bad.
If his name was Richard and preferred the diminutive, yes - you would have felt even worse....
