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BumbleBeeBoogie stole Dyslexia from Diane

 
 
Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 09:21 am
Hi, everyone. A little bit of romantic news for you from Albuquerque.

I'm sure you will be surprised to learn that Dyslexia and I, BumbleBeeBoogie, got married today. If you know us, you knew it was fated.

Diane is in a bit of a snit, but she now realizes that she shouldn't have gone off to Colorado for so long. I warned her that her horny cowboy would stray off the ranch without her hog-tying him. But she wouldn't listen.

Sighing in happiness,
BBB
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George
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 09:28 am
I know this is false!

Dys ran away with Slappy.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 09:56 am
Happy April to you, too.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 12:38 pm
...and the rest of the year to yerself...
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 12:44 pm
George
George, just because it's April 1st, you doubt me?

BBB Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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George
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 12:50 pm
I can truthfully answer "no".
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George
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 12:55 pm
Only if you take off that bellboy uniform.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 12:56 pm
Haha ha! (Now I fooled George) Laughing
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George
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 12:59 pm
You can never find a bellboy when you really need him!
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 01:06 pm
That's too true.
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 01:15 pm
LOVING A COWBOY IS NEVER EASY.
BBB is a shameless hussy who needs to be reminded that Slappy and Dys have been a happy couple for years now. It has only been the Bush administration that has caused them to keep their true love in the closet; a double closet that is hogged by Slap, but Dys adores him and never complains.

BBB, I think you must have realized by now that Dys can be one of those round around guys and that he goes both ways, when it suits him. Your cooking and movie collection are, I admit, powerful lures. Slappy and I are both out to get you one of these days, shameless hussy that you are. Twisted Evil
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2005 11:19 pm
Re: LOVING A COWBOY IS NEVER EASY.
Diane wrote:
...Slappy and Dys have been a happy couple for years now.

Boy, is Gus going to be mightily upset! Shocked :wink:
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2005 12:43 am
Diane
Diane, a shameless hussy, you say! It takes one to know one!

Now you've gone and shattered my "little ole lady in tennis shoes" image.

You are, indeed, a nun gone bad.

Poor Dys, it must have been the Italian wedding soup I brought him when he was sick that gave him the idea of getting married.

BBB
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