LOVING A COWBOY IS NEVER EASY.
BBB is a shameless hussy who needs to be reminded that Slappy and Dys have been a happy couple for years now. It has only been the Bush administration that has caused them to keep their true love in the closet; a double closet that is hogged by Slap, but Dys adores him and never complains.
BBB, I think you must have realized by now that Dys can be one of those round around guys and that he goes both ways, when it suits him. Your cooking and movie collection are, I admit, powerful lures. Slappy and I are both out to get you one of these days, shameless hussy that you are.