Fri 18 Mar, 2005 06:12 pm
If Gus has indeed inherited a tidy sum from relatives, isn't his long-lost twin brother, Lord Ellpus, entitled to half?
Ellpie, dear, in light of this startling turn of events, are you absolutely certain you're not related?
Entitled to half of Gus's bits and pieces eh?
Now there is something that is screaming out for a punchline.