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Wed 16 Mar, 2005 12:44 pm
You are on your death bed....just one last minute to say what you want to say. What would it be?
This is a biggie because you know that people will forever remember your last words....
Do you tell them the meaning of life?
Crack a joke?
Make sure they remember to get that green fuzzy stuff out of the fridge and throw it away?
Be creative! Warm fuzzies are nice...but these are your LAST words! make em count!
Come on man, don't hog the weed...
Just kidding.
I have no idea. Depends on where I am, how I am dying, where I've been.
The first thing to come to mind is...
"I lived ever day the way I wanted to...I have no regrets."
What would happen if I pushed this...
I have a surprise in my diapers.....
shewolfnm wrote:I have a surprise in my diapers.....
you are a creative bunch!
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh...
...the point being to always leave 'em wanting more!
"You're actually adopted; your real parents are John and Judy aauuuuggghhh."
"I buried $250,000 underneath the aauuuggghhhh."
Knowing me I'd be asking someone to make sure to let my dog out.
Please would you be good enough to take off the plastic bag now, its getting a bit steamy in here.
i'd borrow a line from the terminator
"i'll be back"
<In a breathy voice....>
"Rooossseee Buuuddd........"
Or, maybe....
"Knock, knock...."
What if the last words you said were traditionally carved upon your gravestone? That would make for some entertainment.
"Wanna have a watermelon eating contest?"
Or maybe, "He's just as scared of us as we are of him."
"It went up slow, it'll come down slow."
"No, that's not the poisonous kind."
"Everything seems to be going according to plan."
"I can't believe we've made it this far without an innertube."
"One more tap should do it."
Umm... this is fun. I'll think up some more.
"Well aren't you a cute little guy?
"
If my last words are carved on my tombstone.. they have to be
Get the f-k off my head
or
I can see up your pants.
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