You're going to Hawaii?
You SUCK.
I'm stuck here, in the "office," wearing my Hawaiian shirt drinking virgin coladas. Wearing ONLY my Hawaiian shirt. Fighting an erection, because Spongebob is on the television, with no volume. Ok, so it's a DVD.
So sad slapster. I feel for you.
I am going to Aloha-land to GET LEI-ED!!!!
Yes my man. I am practically there. Drinking penis coladas, and yes I too am fighting with erections (hopefully).
Snap, snap - wake up Heeven, time to shut down Solitaire and pack your stuff to go home.
Weekends up!
Which island you heading to, Heeven?
Oahu (Honolulu) and Kauai (Lihue)
Sounds good. I've never been on Kauai. Everybody says that in terms of enjoying "nature" it's the least spoiled, most authentic island.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Do what you will.
But tomorrow is Hawaiian shirt day.
To quote that poster on the Dead Baby Jokes thread, "This is sooo wrong."
So, Slappy, did you wear a hawaiian shirt?
Uh...no. I wore a suit this morning, then gym clothes to the pumpatorium, then my offensive Michael Jackson t-shirt while watching the Celtics game at home.
I mean, HELL YEAH I WORE A HAWAIIAN SHIRT! I got mad high fives everywhere. r
