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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 10:25 am
That is the last time i set you up with one of my female friends, Kicky. She said that you not only stared at her breast the whole untire night, but she said that she felt like you were constantly trying to undress her with her eyes.
Then she said when you took her home, that when she could get the front door to open, you make some lude comment about the "backdoor".
Now it is not that I am mad at you for your actions. no quite the contrary. I mean she does ahve big breast and quite a body. She ahs paid very much for said body. But she said that your actions were my fault and the she would no longer hooke me up with any of her friends.
But hey she said you looked good shaved. (down younder region) So i guess congradulations are in order for that. But dont expect a second date. Sorry.
Does she only have one breast or was she wearing one of those sports bras that squishes both breasts together making it look like you only have one breast?
tisk tisk Green Witch didnt you see this was private?
Ooops!!!! Sorry, wrong door. <closes the door behind her on the way out>
Seed....if you put "don't look!" or "private!" you might as well have LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! as the title.
Silly seed....
Peeks in <snickers> - and closes the door.
<Would someone please go for some drinks/food?>
now where is that Kicky, this is becoming boring
MyOwnUsername wrote:now where is that Kicky, this is becoming boring
Something about "boobs" and "backdoors" and women that don't wanna go out with him anymore. Or somethin' like that.
So I think he's hiding. I'm goin' after food and drinks for Walter.
As Pandora once said: "Oh sh*t - I just wanted to sneak a peek."
The idea of privacy on the internet is only an illusion.
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:
So I think he's hiding. I'm goin' after food and drinks for Walter.
You are too kind, caring so nicely for us older citizens.
-shakes head- i swear no privacy at all.. thanks guys
Seed, I think your friend left out a few details. Yes, we went out. Yes, I gawked at her giant boobs all night. Yes, I was picturing her naked doing all kinds of lewd sex acts on me the whole time. Yes, I made the comment about her back door. This is all true.
But, she conveniently left the following items out of your story. I was only gawking at her boobs because she kept asking me if I liked them. What a tease. Then when we got back to her place, I did make the comment about her back door. The interesting part that she left out is that she was into it! Yeah, I enjoyed all the pleasures of her back door entrance, and, yes, she enjoyed that immensely. She even asked me to shove a large zucchini squash up there also, which I did. Not very fun for me, but I could see that she really liked that.
I'm surprised she could still walk the next day. Thanks for the set-up, Seed!.
well you know me... im always here to help out...
so that explains why she was wobbling around the next couple of days...
girls and their vegatables fetishes
Yeah, women and their vegetables...you should hear about the strange vegetable fetish that justa_babbling_brooke has. It's incredible. I can't tell you what it is, but maybe if you ask her real nice...
Mmmmmmmmmm
Yes - it is indeed incredible!
Kicky - did she show you all the things us women can do with cucumbers?
so is that end of the photo series?
Seed wrote:so is that end of the photo series?
Unless you want me to get censored again.
i'll give you my person email
Brooke, she didn't get into the cucumbers, but we burned right through the zucchini, pickles, and a complete bunch of bananas that night. It was a vegan delight, I gotta tell you.