well if you need help in the self-loving sex life department i can give a finger or two...
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JPB
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 12:43 pm
oops, Sorry superjuly. It's not nice to laugh at the infirmed.
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Tenoch
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 01:23 pm
HOw can I concentrate on writing a response when your avatar keeps distracting me!!
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DrewDad
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 01:24 pm
From the title of the thread, I thought that:
a) You had finally given up on having sexual intercourse with another human being.
or
b) You had finally had pity on poor Kicky and helped him find relief.
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superjuly
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 01:53 pm
I'm changing my avataaaar. It's about time.
I'll put a pink picture of Adolf Hitler. We were both born on 4/20.
I did burn my fingers, btw... I don't think I had ever burned myself that bad before and it hurts a whole lot. That is really what I wanted to talk about by starting this thread... Somehow I got distracted and started talking about something else... I usually do that.
I bet no one cares... hehe
Except, well... Seed seems to care.
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Seed
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 02:07 pm
i will always care super july... im here for you and your self stimulating needs
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panzade
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 02:14 pm
I only have 1 question. What's the male eqivalent of a slut?
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kickycan
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 02:16 pm
Wouldn't that be a "mimbo?"
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JPB
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 02:29 pm
a boy.... you know, "boys will be boys and girls will be sluts."
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superjuly
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 07:02 pm
I don't think so, panzade.
In order to be a slut, I'd have to be someone who has sexual relationships with a lot of men, which I don't.
You people should unclench. The post if supposed to be a female version of Kicky.
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kickycan
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 08:05 pm
You're right, superjuly. These people are such tightasses, eh?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 08:18 pm
1) As far as making the sweet love to yourself...you have two hands, correct? Maybe it'll feel so different it'll be like someone else's hand.
2) Be my girl. At least until your wounds heal. I've always wanted to date a burn victim.
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littlek
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 08:26 pm
Who was a tightass? Did I miss it?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 08:34 pm
littlek wrote:
Who was a tightass? Did I miss it?
Don't worry...word's already out on the street that you're not.
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kickycan
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 08:35 pm
Heeheehee
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littlek
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 08:47 pm
What are you saying about my ass?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 08:52 pm
littlek wrote:
What are you saying about my ass?
Hey sista'. I'm not saying anything, just...the word's on the street, that's all.
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littlek
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 09:06 pm
hmph
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kickycan
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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 09:08 pm
I think it's so cute when littlek starts talking without vowels.
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