Who wants a ham sammich?

So what you wanted us to know was that a giant asteroid is heading out way but it's okay because we can slice it in half with a magic plane.

Interesting...


...and why isn't there cheese on the sandywich? Would it still divide equally if there were 4 parts?


I'm now confused.

The physicist who created this analogy must have been lactose intolerant?

They got something against tofu "cheese"?

Tofu cheese is an abomination! Satan himself has designated a special area in the 9th circle of Hell for the manufacturers of tofu cheese.