Who is Hamster 9935?

That would be none other than the creator of the site.

I dunno, Montana. We used to have a hampster 1million something that used to post our messages, and I'm getting a little concerned. This has been a very long vacation, if vacation it really is.

Hmmm.....

Hamster one million something - who used to post our nonsense for us - asked for a weeny vacation.

And has never been seen again.


Many of us believe s/he was cruelly - and publicly, in the sight of the other hamsters - executed by Craven de Kere, as a barbaric signal to the hamsters that any attempt to free themselves from their conditions of miserable slavery would end in death.

Vive l' 'amsters!!!!!!

Ray and others, um, we don't really need to talk about Hamster million something. Not in front of the children. C'mon. Let them have their innocence a little longer.

(innocence? or is it In - a- nonce?)

PLEASE - NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!!!!!!









This picture of the previous posting hamster was smuggled out - at great personal risk - by member of the HLO (Hamster Liberation Organization).

This was our dear martyr after his execution:

Our friend in happier times - before answering the fatal advertisement that led him to the A2k Dungeons of Doom:








He was a fine singer:



An enthusiastic gopher...I mean golfer:




In Craven's cruel grasp - just before his execution:

"in no sense" isn't it spelt this way?

9935 in happier times:




9935 now:



The dreaded "punishment wheel":





Part of the A2k control room:




Sigh.....

STOP!!! You're breaking my heart!!!

Poor little fella! And he was so good at what he did... (sniff)

Sigh.....there there....

Jeez... I'm sorry I asked.