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Fri 25 Feb, 2005 07:43 pm
Okay, I have to leave for an hour or so, but when I get back, I want to see a party going on!
When I come back, I want to see littlek, bella dea, shewolf, makemeshiver and justa_babbling_brooke locked together and rolling around in a sensual embrace that would make porn stars cry tears of joy...I want to see Gus, Slappy, Seed, Joe Nation, Husker and Sublime fighting over who gets to be the first to mount the neighbor's goat...I want to see people beating a life-size pinata of Oprah winfrey with a baseball bat and candy flying everywhere...I want to see oiled-up strippers doing unimagineable things with household objects...I want to see cjhsa shooting firearms in the air recklessly while ranting about how Ted Nugent is God...I want to see people drinking tequila through an ice block...I want to see a table filled with a large selection of every drug known to man...I want to see people dancing half-naked, and rocking good music blasting from the speakers on Nimh's stereo as loud as humanly possible...
Do you guys think you can handle that? Good. I'll see you in a little while then.
Geez, slow night on A2K...
Nope, no booty call, baby! Yes! I resisted the call of the seemingly all-powerful vulva.
Studiavo il mio italiano, e facevo il mio compito per questa settimana. (I was studying my italian, and doing my homework for this week.)
Tomorrow's probably going to be the night for a booty call, if there is going to be one. I'll be out with my friends, John and Sheyla, AND we will probably be drinking AND Sheyla is always trying to hook me up with somebody, AND Sheyla actually kind of liked Rhoda when I was seeing her. The last time I went out with these guys we all ended up getting plastered. These are fun people.
We might even get real wild and break out the Scrabble.
Ha! The funny part is, I'm not joking about the Scrabble. They are hooked. My buddy John wants me to let him know if they should bring the game over tomorrow, and while we're out at a bar, he thinks I should use it as a pick-up line..."Hey, sweetie, how would you like to go back to my place and play a little Scrabble..." I think it would be so ridiculous, it might just work with a certain kind of freak--I mean girl.
I agree, it could work. Or at least you could maybe pick up a chick to play with at the bar - it'd have to be the right kind of bar, I guess.
How about some strip dirty scrabble?
Okay, my first word is Vulvarific. 112 points. You guys have to take off three articles of clothing each now.
Come on, I'm waiting!
it's too cold to take clothes off.
Man this party SUCKS!
<throws bottle of beer across room into the wall, where it shatters>
<getting all violent and ****>
crikey! Just have another beer.
This party BLOWS! You want to know what I think of this party? HERE! HERE'S WHAT I THINK!
<whipping it out and pissing in the middle of the living room, spraying out his name all over the couch and coffee table>
Hey kicky, this is your pad.
AND HERE'S WHAT ELSE I THINK OF THIS DAMN PARTY!
<Yanking pants down, squatting>
Ok. You have a new homework assignment - go get laid!
but, don't bring the chick back here, because you just sh1t on your bed.
COME ON, WHO'S WITH ME! THIS PARTY SUCKS!!! LET'S KILL THE HOST! LET'S GET THE BASTARD WHO STARTED THIS THREAD, AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH!!!
<starts to run out of the room, stops suddenly, looks around confused for a moment--eyes rolling back in head...passing out...>
ROTF
Whooooo, whats that smell in this room?
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