Random things

I saw the movie "Napolean Dynamite" this weekend...twice. It is goddamn hilarious. Definitely my type of humor.

I'm officially in a slump. I was surrounded by single women all weekend and nothing came about. Last I checked I haven't become disfigured. I'm almost getting flustered, can you believe it? I haven't dated anyone good in a long time now, and banging pigs doesn't count. I refuse to go hogging for the time being. Maybe I need to start back with the fundamentals. I don't have my A-game right now.

I'm not doing much work today. Boozing on Sunday night will do that to you. But beer is good. And sometimes I get a little lazy after having a killer month...I think January was my best month, income-wise, in my life. The tax hit was retarded. And why the hell am I working on a holiday?

My car sucks. I want a nice car again, but I want a better motorcycle too. I think I want to buy a Nissan 350Z.

I've made love to myself today.....TWICE.

Going to San Diego next month. WESSIDE!

If you hate the fact that gas stations removed the clip that holds the lever in place...take your gas cap and wedge it in the handle, then you can sit in your car while it fills up. I'm a rebel. I'll eat chips the day after they expire. Don't f'ck with me.

A boy scout that lives in my neighborhood got arrested this weekend...for trying to eat a brownie.