@mjbruns,
Why would I want Jesus to return?
In my view, he was a hot head with a disregard for authority. He was mean and unapologetic. He went on long, nasty rants about the "real hell" in parables that took centuries to actually disseminate. He seemed psychotic, with visions that closely resembled a schizophrenic than a man to be revered.
It makes as much sense to bring back Elvis.