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Fri 18 Feb, 2005 11:31 am
My friends I ask you why does religion look down on sex? Why is sex thought to be the work of satan? Why are women not prominent in a once entirely Godess based religion? And, finally, how do you switch a microwave to ''oven''? I've checked the insructions, but they are written in Chinese!
I've got a Chinese neighbor. He says it looks like sanskrit to him.
sex (other than for procreation) is evil, there is no "godless" religion, women are genetically inferior, you should eat more chinese you might learn the language. I have no friends. Opium is the opiate of the masses but a friend in need is a pest.
Fair enough, why did I bother setting this up? Erm... well... nope, I still don't know what on earth possessed me to open ''General Chat 2''
Because (1) all the EMPHASIS that is placed on it. (It consumes many peoples mind COMPLETELY)
(2) The casual manner with which it is treated, religion wants it to be more than curiousity, physical.
(3) Life can begin as a result and the religious want that to be taken as the serious matter it is.
(4) Various Doctrine(s)/Dogmas that only the religious would give any merit to.
Look at how many Abuses occur in the name of Sex.
well yeah and remember this, when eating chinese (they are small) you will be hungry soon which is why you have the microwave in the first place. Quesadillas are easy to prepare in the microwave and make a good snack after eating chinese. (does your mum know you eat chinese?)
So wales, have you been out of the closet very long?
Duce has a point, maybe sex is looked down upon because it creates life, and that's God's job. He obviously made chinese people to be bitesize though, so he isn't all bad!
Paul said "ALL things are lawful unto me, BUT not all things are beneficial.
Don't sweat the small stuff. Try and do what is best for you.
How's that for a conserative, Alabama Redneck Farm Girl, with poor typing skills?
Very good, Duce! In reply to dys, I've been open about it for 7 years.
god said to paul
"nuke me some chinese"
paul said to god
"you want them with cheese?"
god said "NO"
paul said "WHOA"
god said "gimmie extra msg"
paul said "carry-out has an extra fee"
god said "the Vatican gets pizza
no extra charge"
paul said "the Vaticans tips
are extra large"
god said "sex, not suppose to be fun"
paul said "what to we do when the killing is done?"
god said "screw you, I'm off to get pissed"
paul said "we can share a pint and a fag or two,
we'll never be missed"
HAHA! Great dys, just great!
I look down on sex. I do this because my downstairs neighbors don't know I have a spyhole in the floor. (Or maybe they do and don't care)
Well Equus, at least you have a spyhole, I have to make do with my ears, in someways it's better. Let's you use you're imagination... yeah...
I put a sky light in my ceiling.
A question...
How exactly do you "make do with your ears," wales?
Inquiring minds, y'know...
If they throw the Bible @ you,
Tell them there is "Neither Jew nor Greek, nor Male nor Female"
Everybody needs Somebody to Look Down On (Kris Kristofferson)
Sorry to go off of the subject, but since this is general chat, I just wanted to say..... I am sitting here at work, bored out of my mind.. slowly going insane and I just want to go home... nobody wants to talk to me and I sad... I am not even crazy today... just bored... ahhh the boredom is eating away at me, a little smurf just came up to me and bit off part of my ankle.. ahh here comes another one, oh my god they are everywhere.. get them away... noooooooooooo
Jump over to the Recreation threads and play a bit.
Frank A, where are you? I miss you.
Makes me want to get out my Kristofferson album, except I think that was one I culled...
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