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Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:58 pm
So today on campus I ran into this kid I used to smoke cigarettes and chew the fat with between classes at the student union. Seemed like a smart kid for his age, there was another girl who used to chat with us too. Anyhoo. This kid dropped out but now is back. So I just got his phone number sort of as a formality but also as a gesture like, "Hey, my friends are like you."
As I get older, I am doing a lot less deliberate friend-making, and getting a phone number from a dude was comically and mildly awkward. I spend most of my time with my girlfriend and friends in the same program, and rarely "call up the homies" like in the old days.
Consequently, I threw in a lot of "dude" and "man" and "dude man" as I wrote the number down, just to reinforce the steel wall of masculinity that radiates around me at all times.
If I owned a cell-phone, I think the whole operation would have been a lot more slick and nonchalant.
So umm, I haven't posted a topic in a while; this is all I got folks.
Anyone else have this semi-amusing experience, just barely worth mentioning?
you liked getting his number huh.
made you think of naked smurfs in chocolate
its like hugging a guy vs a girl... a girl you wrap your arms around her... a guy you shake on hand and slap him on the back with the other all the while making manly grunting noise...
yup...guys ALWAYS have the arm between them when hugging.
if women had the arm between them when hugging... that would mean we were trying to feel each other up.. right?
or resting our tired arm comfortably in between.
Or when a guy wants to tell another man his appreciation for him it's almost necessary to use cuss words to masculinize the moment a little, either that, or someone has to get drunk.
I love you, you ****.
My little nephew already has the manly hug down. You know, the one with the patpatpat on the back.
I don't like the patpatpat hugs like the ones on that Seinfeld episode...
Gargamel, if you do get a cell phone, I'd suggest you get one of those pink leopardskin ones.
Women don't feel weird about same sex phone # getting.... Maybe the thread title should be changed?
You probably should have just bent him over the nearest car and f*#ed him the ass Gargamel..in like you know, a friendly way....what are you, insecure in your masculinity or something?
cjhsa wrote:Gargamel, if you do get a cell phone, I'd suggest you get one of those pink leopardskin ones.
I'll think about it. But maybe, instead of leopardskin, I'll get a pattern that involves mtorcycles, guns, boobs, and beer.
Yeah, boobs and beer.
D'ya hear me BiPolar? BOOBS AND BEER!!!