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The A2K "Sentence of the Year" contest is drawing to a close

 
 
Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 01:21 am
Remember back in the beginning of the year when someone started that "sentence of the year" idea? I forgot who it was, but I've been monitoring the threads carefully over the last year, trying to come up with a clear-cut winner.

I have encountered some absolutely brilliant sentences during that time. Some so beautifully crafted they take your breath away. Others merited consideration simply because of the thought-provoking content they elicited.

I had narrowed the list down to seventeen and spent a good part of yesterday anguishing over the list. Finally, exhausted, I collapsed on the table, the list clutched in my hand.

I awoke several hours ago and paced the floors. Still, I could not decide on a winner.

And then a miracle happened. I logged on to A2K and the first thread I came upon was Kickycan's "How Long can you make my Thread"

And there before my eyes was the winning sentence. A brilliant compilation of words by our beloved wordsmith, littlek.

Here is the sentence.....



Quote:
<running around in cirlces trying to see my own butt-crack>


While it's not yet official since there are still a few days to go, I find it hard to believe that anyone on this board could surpass littlek's latest offering.

How does she do it?
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 01:53 am
been watching her dog and reflecting on it I guess
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 10:56 am
and that's a wrap, johnny, tell the lady what she's won
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:00 am
Gus
Gus, I raise my glass to all butt cracks around the world.

BBB
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:14 am
Does this mean you're kinda short?

<runs>
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:54 am
jespah wrote:
Does this mean you're kinda short?

<runs>


Hey...no short jokes. Once that starts...there ain't no end to it. :wink:
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 01:44 pm
Frank
Frank, Jespah is always hanging around looking for an opportunity to crack a butt joke. She can't help herself. Maybe she's short of imagination or she's had too much egg nog.

BBB
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 02:10 pm
Fine as those words are, they do not constitute a sentence. I think you have to keep searching, Gus...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 03:59 pm
Re: Frank
Quote:
she's had too much egg nog.

way too much -- hadda cut her off this afternoon, as things were getting pretty dicey...
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 05:22 pm
Yes, the egg nog is now out of reach. <shniff>
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 05:27 pm
One thing about Butts and Cracks - everyone has one.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 09:19 pm
Frank Apisa wrote:
jespah wrote:
Does this mean you're kinda short?

<runs>


Hey...no short jokes. Once that starts...there ain't no end to it. :wink:


High, everyone. :wink:
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 04:18 am
DrewDad wrote:
Frank Apisa wrote:
jespah wrote:
Does this mean you're kinda short?

<runs>


Hey...no short jokes. Once that starts...there ain't no end to it. :wink:


High, everyone. :wink:



Very clever!


Oh, by the way...high jokes are okay! :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 03:53 pm
Well, I finally got around to the mirror trick. And, my butt-crack was definitely not the hairy one.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 03:55 pm
Um, and, what's my prize?
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 04:12 pm
First prize is a weekend with Gus at his trailer home. Second prize is two weekends with Gus. Don't even ask about the honorable mention awards.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 09:11 pm
hmmmmmm
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 09:21 pm
littlek wrote:
Well, I finally got around to the mirror trick. And, my butt-crack was definitely not the hairy one.


Who else's butt-crack was in the mirror with yours?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 09:23 pm
Not the mirror, that picture posted.... hmmm, where was that posted?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 09:24 pm
Sure, sure. Someone else's butt wasn't there. You've got two butts.

What?
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