A2Kers Anonymous

I've been posting on this topic but have slyly, maliciously, even malevolently, if not mischieviously, failed to mention that I am an a2k addict. Besides all that, I hate to state the obvious too obviously.

<says osso the obscure>

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you're definitely in denial ossobuco.

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Do you need us to hold your hands? Montana give me a donut last night. Seemed to help.

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Pee in a jar?

Well, listen, I'm a lab tech, bored certified by a board, though I am now out of all that. Still, I could probably read a dip stick for acidic remarks or baseless commentary....

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No, no, ossobuco, we don't pee in a jar here.
We just show our keyboards, if it has been touched after
it was sealed off.

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Calamity Jane wrote:

Oh, gustav is just piffed that he doesn't have the ability
to surf the net during business hours at the feed silo.

I'll have to admit that I seriously considered leaving A2K forever and instead concentrate my time over at the prisoner pen-pal site, but that was before Calamity Jane entered the scene and begin posting gems like the one above.

Jane has given meaning to my A2K life. I no longer feel like an outsider.

All I can say is.... thank you, Jane. Thank you very much.

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Pfffffffffft.

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Hello
Im shewolf and im an a2k addict

Please....
pee here...

:: hands out cups ::

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Hello everyone. My name is Occom Bill, and I'm an A2K-aholic. For the record, I have never peed in a jar. Sometimes I feel like I'm merging with the computer... like the victims who didn't regress into animals in that Dean Koontz Book... Midnight was it? Ack, there were so many... at least before I started spending so much time reading on A2K instead. Quitting smoking was easy. I can ill imagine the type of hell quitting A2K puts you through. Shocked

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Osso, remarkably, wrote:

Pfffffffffft.

That seems so out of character for Osso. I would have expected something a little more high-browing sounding, like "Oh pshaw" but never Pffffffffft.

That sounds like something you'd hear from a commoner.

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I smoke......cough cough, between A2K and that....I have a few addictions to be dealt with.

To bad they don't make an A2K patch. Just put it on in the hours that something else needs to be done and poof........its a distant memory. But what FUN we'd miss!

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ossobuco wrote:

Pee in a jar?

Well, listen, I'm a lab tech, bored certified by a board, though I am now out of all that. Still, I could probably read a dip stick for acidic remarks or baseless commentary....

I got your acid/base joke, Piffka.

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I'll have to admit that I seriously considered leaving A2K forever and instead concentrate my time over at the prisoner pen-pal site, but that was before Calamity Jane entered the scene and begin posting gems like the one above.

Jane has given meaning to my A2K life. I no longer feel like an outsider.

All I can say is.... thank you, Jane. Thank you very much.

You're ever so welcome gustav!
So does this mean, you're going to be my support partner at A2K?

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dlowan wrote:

ossobuco wrote:
Pee in a jar?

Well, listen, I'm a lab tech, bored certified by a board, though I am now out of all that. Still, I could probably read a dip stick for acidic remarks or baseless commentary....

I got your acid/base joke, Piffka.

Piffka? Errr....Would you mind stepping over here to the bunny pee jar?

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hello
Im shewolf and I am an A2K-holic.

This is my third meeting in 4 hours. Man IM JONES'N
So.. i went down stairs, put up the dishes and continued to talk to myself about the ' how long can you make my thread' -thred. talk, talk ,talk.
You know it is bad when you try to tell your significant other about the jokes you see online.. and the only thing you can say is
"Panzade said..... THEN.. Kickycan wrote... "

and they stare at you.. and ask.. WTF is a kickycan?
And where did you find an ossobucco?
Can you define CJHSA?
And WHO makes you shiver at 33???????

So , cornered, embarassed, and trying not to L O L , I just simply say.. " they are my imaginary friends. Dont get pissy if you dont have any"

>sigh<
embarassing. Laughing

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I understand that you felt you needed to piff (verb), dlowan, but I want you to pay attention to your assigned exercises:

1) gather baubles in the sand pit -

for example, certain recent pics; pls ck cav, bbb, portal, others.

2) put stories together from your placement of the baubles....

3) and get back to us on that..

[er, this may sound mocking, dl, but not, way not]

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Well, I accept my addiction. No point in fighting it. I'll adjust my life accordingly. :wink:

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My name is Willow and i'm an a2kaholic...it's now 344am and i am up trying to one up Firefly in the word/trivia games...this has got to stop..i'm shaking as i type this...because my furnace is on the fritz and it's frigging cold here in wichita tonight...and no individual tourneys are being played on BBO... Crying or Very sad

but i like this quiet time here when i can come and read in peace and laugh out loud and only scare the cats... :wink:

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willow, it's great to see you again.

Osso, you're a clever dame...

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Who's piffing??

No acid/base jokes from me... not clever enough to think of stuff like that. I'm not board-certified.

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