Thanks for the welcome to a 'newbie' !!

...and stop calling me shirley!


Sorry... I couldn't help myself. Welcome to A2K Shirley.

hello shirley... you'll like it here if you don't fall in with the wrong crowd.....

Yeah.....There are some dangerous folks here!

Yeah, watch out for them. They'll make you do dirty things.

DANGER DANGER WARNING WARNING WILL ROBINSON....KICKY APPROACHES......

danger is the middle name of just about everyone in this place... be on your toes Shirley, be on your toes. you never know what the likes of these folks will try and force you to do.

Well, we try to make folks think, but I can give you some examples that will prove that you can't force it on anyone.

Welcome Shirley, BTW.

Sorry, that came off sounding bitter instead of funny... I need more caffeine today.

I'm also a newbie! Will people try to force me to do dirty stuff, too?

lets just hope kicky doesnt read that statement ms. young... for if he does I shall never get the chance of making you do dirty stuff!

(sob) don't go near kicky....I only wanted help with my email and now I'm heavy with his cyber child!

Actually, it could be Gus or Slappy's.....hey, that's a whole talk show! :wink:

Apparently, you beat kicky, so commence with the dirty stuff already.

(I love a man in uniform ... oh, yeah, I LOVE a man in uniform. )

well first off we are going to start off with a little dry dirt rolling then we will move on to showering and then straight to the mud pit... how does that sound?

Oh, cool: mud wrestling. Maybe kicky and Sarah will join in. :wink:

then we could wash each other off

Now I really DO need some help!!
First off.......thanks for ALL the 'welcomes' from folks here. What a nice way to begin a 'relationship' with people in a forum.

BUT.....seeing as to how I AM new, I need a few explanations ....if it's not too much trouble. AND....just to let you know......I have a GREAT sense of humor, and will totally understand once I KNOW what these mean......BUT.......what was meant by "... you'll like it here if you don't fall in with the wrong crowd" and "....watch out for them. They'll make you do dirty things." and "You never know what the likes of these folks will try and force you to do.".........etc.

I DO have enough of a sense of humor to know that these ARE meant to be 'funny, jokes, ...whatever'.....but by me being NEW, I DO NEED to know what they mean.

SO......can you help me with these meanings? Thanks SO much for understanding a new person being 'in the dark' about this.

Shirley in Illinois

Re: Now I really DO need some help!!
Hey, me, too: what godfreygirl said!

I'm the other Newbie on this thread, but I've jumped in and apparently already fallen in with the dirty crowd. How do I get out? uh, never mind .... :wink:

Stay here! I will not bark on you!

you must divine these things for yourself young grasshopper...the seed of wisdom has been planted....now....will it fall on rocky ground or will it be nurtured into full bloom? Only time will tell.....