Couldn't 'sist

Jus' couldn't 'sist this'n':

http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/5-things-didn-t-know-about-bacon.htm?utm_source=HowStuffWorks+Newsletter&utm_campaign=08c169f2d1-HSW_newsletter_2017_09_05&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_e3a3faca54-08c169f2d1-20508373

At risk of repet, some Christians still keep Porky out there in the cold and mud 'for' hang'im up by the hind legs and cut'n his throat so he bleeds to death, before cuttin'im up and eatin' him. Now, why don't we [at least,here] do it to dogs too

'Cause dogs aren't so ugly. But pigs are just as friendly, and intelligent as a 3-yr-old humanoid. So why isn't it okay to do the same sorta thing to our ugliest kids