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Wed 15 Dec, 2004 04:50 pm
Hey I am new to this site and just want to get to know you all. Im Jacob and I live in VA. I am currently in my last year of college. So tell me about you
Hi jhnda,
I'm Calamaty Jane and live in the wild wild West,
although I don't carry a gun. My weapon of choice
is a heavy handbag
Puh, my college years are already ancient history,
I'm afraid.
I'm kicky. I visit Calamity Jane a lot. We watch movies on her couch, until she falls asleep. We're good friends. She still doesn't know that after she falls asleep, I have my way with her. Pssst...don't tell her!
Hehe, kicky you should read my post, how I opt for
a BB gun.....
I did read that, CJ (may I call you CJ?--I feel so close to you now). I'm not skeert!
Sure, you can call me CJ - everyone else is too.
Oh, I didn't scare you off?
How about weapon of mass destruction?
Hello, jhnda. Welcome.
(As you can already tell, you can't believe everything you read here...)
CalamityJane wrote:Sure, you can call me CJ - everyone else is too.
Oh, I didn't scare you off?
How about weapon of mass destruction?
That is the cutest nickname anyone's ever given to my penis! Thanks, CJ!
If you ever need testimonials, let me know.
what college do you go to jacob? im from the chesapeake area myself
Howdy. Name's Ticomaya, but can call me Tico for short. I was born a poor black child ... I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family singing and dancing, down in Mississippi. ... I remember those days when I sang and danced with my family on the porch of the old house. But things change and with all the additions to the family we had to tear down the old house, even though we loved it. But we built us a bigger one. Then I came here to A2K. Welcome.
jhnda~
I am older than dirt.
You can find out more in my profile.
Some folks use the profile for creative expression,
but mine is more or less accurate.
~George
Hi, jhnda.
I'm older than older-than-dirt George. At least I think I am.
I live in a little old house with 2 little dogs and a little room full of little shoes and little purses and other stuff.
And I wish I had a dress that looks like my avatar.
Welcome!
Tico...
...Jump down turn around pick a bale of cotton
Cinnesthesia: Looks like you're just about ready to slap Gus. Are you ready for the occasion? Have you picked out your dress?
Hi, my name is Beth, and I've been an alcoholic for...
oh wait. wrong thread.
Um, I'm in my last year of college. I'm pre-med, and I did disgustingly well my first three years and now, after one semester of senioritis-induced slacking, I am looking into making a home in a trailer park and pursuing a career as an undriven customer service specialist at McDonalds.
Or maybe I'll just marry someone rich...
I think I'll leave on what I'm wearing now. It's pretty festive:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1072516#1072516
Just a few more posts. I want to wrap this up before the end of the day. Poor Gus.
Nevermind about the dress. I just saw your post
here.
Sounds like appropriate attire. You are ready to be a Seasoned Member.
Yikes. Jinx. "Great minds" again. ...
How's that for electrifying content?