A2K Christmas card. Please sign.

<tip toes up to the door with dog from hell on other side, opens door and throws in cat, fluffy dives through a window with dog right behind>

<raids refigerator of lovely home, sit's next to the tree and feasts on roast beast>

<Slappy runs in the door, slaps Paulaj hard enough on the ass to leave a mark, then runs out the door. Goes home and drinks rat poison to punish himself for typing in this annoying context>

<paula calls 911 and saves slappy from said poison, and while the good looking paramedics are there, has one of them "check out" the mark slappy left on my BUTT!>

-snickers as he knew he changed all of slappy's rat poison to brandy-

Seed
Your mischievous!

ah so i am ... but it was my little present to slappy... for some reason i just knew he would try and drink rat poison... go figure

Dammit, I'd prefer Zamubuca.

Get with the program, people.

I don't have time to "get with the program"...........I'm busy getting rid of attack dog's!

Merry Christmas, folks.

long time no see GD... and merry christmas to you as well

Cheers, Seed. How's things been here?

they have been a bit slow with the holiday and all... a2ker's off visiting i supposed... :-D but those that are around are spreading cheer like no bodies business!

Nice to see everyone's having some festive fun after all the election seriousness of recent months. PS. Who's the military chap in your avatar, if you don't mind me asking?

that is the truth GD... glad to see everyone is in a cheerful mood that chap would be me

Nice one, mate. Are you posted away for Christmas, or will you get to see the family? I have a lot of respect for people in the forces because it's a job I would never want and could never do.

well i am in the national guard... and right now im not activate so im at home with the family.. though i do have germany and eygpt coming up in the next year so it shall be quite fun. and thanks for the respect... there are some that do not have it. (i have been called a baby killer before and spat on. not the highlight of my career)

Seed - I don't want to hiijack this lovely Christmas thread any further so can I direct you here for a quick question?

The Christmas tree looks wonderful, superJ! Have you considered doing this for a living? Christmas tree decorator extraordinaire!








(psst: Yes, start the thread!)

Paulaj wrote, "…who hasn't in the fervor of christmas, jumped on a couch and proceeded to do a swan dive towards a beautifully decorated tree."

My most sincere and heartfelt apologies, I wrongly Jumped to a wholly erroneous conclusion, that the ?'incident ?'was a mere convergence of circumstance. Had I known that you were lobbying for the ?'event' to be included in the 2012 Olympics I would have to question your inclination to sacrifice so many little furry animals in pursuit of your ambition.

"I'll bet there are millions of people who can relate to me."

How big is your family? Clearly no seed fell on stony ground. Maybe you have been jumping on the wrong coach.

In conclusion, may I recommend ?'Mrs Miggins old rubbing compound' for your ailment, to ensure a complete recovery.

Thanks msolga and no, I haven't. Mommy and daddy would be veeery disappointed at that 1 month/year career choice.

pssst: I already have. :wink:


Will someone pleeeeease watch Paulaj whenever I'm gone? Pfffffff. Babies.

hehehe