new here

Hi there, Jess and welcome. I hope you will like it here as much as I do.

Have fun!

Hello jess,

I'm still rather new here myself......but if you need any help, just ask!

Questions:

Where are you?
Are you happy?
What's the weather like?

Just to start you off!

Welcome to A2K.

What is your VISA account number and mother's maiden name?

Darn, I didn't realize we were allowed to ask questions. And now cjhsa beat me to the best ones...

Watch out, jess! Seasoned and veteran members smell new blood! Already they flock to you, they sense your innocence........they are ready.......ready to ensnare you with their charm, humour and endless wit............ready to turn you into a...

numbummed,square-eyed,laffin-out-loud,eye-rollin A2K'er!

Sadly, I am but a near enthuiast, I can only aspire to such things!

Enjoy :wink:

Aw, but you're doing very well already, Sarah! I'm impressed!

Shucks......just a nifty bitta brownosein'..... to the elder and more venerable members (I love it that they are called 'members')

Hello jess,

My name is Slappy, and I have one question for you: how big a slut are you? Don't be shocked, all new members have to take this test.

You may take the test and report the results here:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=40008&highlight=

But Slappy, why would anybody be shocked by your question? I think that's totally reasonable. We do need to know the people who are around, don't we?

BTW, I just saw how my husband rated in that test. Hmmmmmmmm......

Who's your husband??

Welcome Jess.

Tis a pleasure to meet you as well. Take of your coat and sit awhile. If I knew you were coming I would have baked a cake. Or....something!
We have fun and we get serious. We tease and we support. We laugh and sometimes we cry. In all we are one of the strongest and best communities one could find.

I'm glad you've joined us.

BigDice!