Henceforth I shall be known as......

How'd you change your name there, Gautaum... er... the poster formerly known as Gautaum?

I've wanted to do the same.

tpfkaG?

Uhoh, I sense big problems coming upon us... All he wants to do is to rule us all, our minds too, not only our hearts!

Ah, the prince of players. May I be your hand maiden? Delightful Prince Gautam.

Hey, BD. Can you think of a more gentle ruler?

ok, as long as you don't become known as some kind of freaking symbol

Hard to say, letty dear. Hard to say.









Nope, don't think so!

I actually wanted to be the queen instead of the prince but that would have been too obvious

Besides, we already have a queen in this country

Merlinsgodson, I requested the forum help to change my handle

You are our Queen of hearts here, ya know.

Dear Prince, I think it is lovely!

Joke I saw on Comedy Central, don't remember the guy's name, very gay:

He used to be a flight attendant, and said there was this Indian princess who demanded she have all of first class to herself, no other passengers. Then she'd stare imperiously at this guy, and snap while barking what she wanted. (*snap* "coffee!" or *snap* "juice!") He was too slow for her and she blew up at him saying something about how "in my country, I'm a princess!" He replies, with some hand-on-hip attitude, "First of all, it takes more than two fingers to make me come. Second of all, in my country, I'm a queen. I outrank you."

Funny, soz!

Dear G....I shall, of course, refer to you as you wish...but I shall capitalize it. Nothing about you is lower case.

All hail The Prince!

Prince? Nay, Rajah--even better--Maharajah!

Gautaum wants to be a prince? Yeah, I guess that's ok with me. We already have a duke (Grand Duke) and a queen (Occom Billl), so I guess there's room for a prince.

Yo...Prince:



I thought....and I am pretty sure about this....that citizens of Great Britian are not allowed to name themselves with royal titles without the expressed written permission of the Queen.

Now...I'm not sure if "the Queen" refers to Her Majesty, Elizabeth II...or to just any queen available, but...

...you'd better watch out,

...you'd better not cry,

...you'd better not pout,

...I'm tellin' ya why....


...Santa Claus is coming....

...to Town.

Actually the Indian monarchy is much more ancient that the British one.

I am wondering if the queen needs my permission to call herself her royal majesty ?

I hope so...I doubt she could ever be as majestic as you in any way.

Don't give it to her, G. Make her pay you for it.