Ever thought of what you want your grave marker to read?
maybe something like - No women had to fake an orgasm or ask if it was in. Rather they would ask when it would be ready to go another round... he wa a man of small stature but made up for it with his large memeber.
what about yours? doyou want to be remembered as a sweet heart or the smar@$$ that you were?
just something i thought about... morbid i know...
Nothing! My ashes should be scattered in the Pacific
Ocean, so I can contribute a bit to the pollution problem
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Lady J
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 01:40 am
I'm with you CJ. Mr. Stillwater is going to have my ashes made into a beautiful Blue Sapphire! Or at least he is going to take my 40 quadrillion dollars and say he did!
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the prince
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 04:09 am
He lies alone........At last !!
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cavfancier
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 04:23 am
If you can read this, you are too close.
or maybe,
Help! I'm not dead yet!
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Phoenix32890
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:48 am
"I told you that I was sick"!
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cavfancier
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:54 am
If you don't get those flowers off my head, you'll soon be reliving the final scene from 'Carrie'.
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Phoenix32890
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:56 am
Come one step closer, and I am going to haunt you, for eternity!
OR
Yes, that WAS my real birthday. Wanna fight!
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cavfancier
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:58 am
It's dark in here. Grab a shovel and drop in a flashlight.
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Phoenix32890
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:36 am
It's kind of tight in here. Didn't I tell you that I wanted, "First Class"!
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the prince
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:37 am
Stop looking at my tax returns !! There is no room to turn in here
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Phoenix32890
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:47 am
Gautam wrote:
Stop looking at my tax returns !! There is no room to turn in here
And add: If you find something "out of the way", there ain't nuttin' you can do about it. So there!
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Vivien
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:54 am
if they bury me I threatened to come back and haunt them! grim
they've promised to scatter my ashes in Cornwall
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Bella Dea
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 07:52 am
They buried me face down,
with grace and with class,
so all who had wronged me
could kiss my cold dead ass.
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cavfancier
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 08:07 am
If the tombstone's rocking, don't come knocking.
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Region Philbis
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 09:43 am
(cav -- if your tombstone's a-rockin', i'll be headin' for zee hills...)
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George
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 10:01 am
A man visiting Mozart's grave heard what seemed to be very strange
music. He recorded it and brought it to a noted scholar of music. The
scholar played it backwards and found it to be music written by Mozart.
AhHA! said he. It is Mozart, decomposing.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Wed 1 Dec, 2004 10:12 am
BBB
I don't want to be buried, but if I was and had a tombstone, I would want it engraved:
Stumble It!
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