Help! Gus! Gus, HELP!!!
Come Quickly!!! HAAAAALOP!!!
...I mean... HEEEEELLP!!!!! This is both urgent and important, and (if you're familiar with 7 Habits) you'll realize that means it needs to be taken care of NOW!!!!
Has anyone seen Gus lately? This is of the utmost urgency....
I'm so worried.
GUS!