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Thu 18 Nov, 2004 04:37 pm
What would you do if you owned the world?
Only three points to make it easily readible and not that long.....
1. I would take away tax....
2. Make 6 days of the week a weekend
3. Have everybody were togas....
and the list goes on....what would u do....
1. Everyone get's free access to the college of their choice.
2. Free daycare for all parents.
3. All woman get to have 3 husbands-
.........One that is cerebral and caring.
.........One that is humorous and fun.
.........And one that is physical.
and the list goes on.
1. Free beer
I guess that's all I can think of right now.
4. Men aren't allowed to drink, just women.
1. Begin eviction proceedings against everyone I don't like.
2. Demand tribute from everyone I'm indifferent to.
3. Gather my friends and prepare for the inevitable overthrow.
....and hope the next regime is gus's.
1. Free Heathlcare worldwide.
2. Mandatory Birth Rate Control for humans.
3. Death penalty to all murderers.
Although I sympathize with Paula's 3rd "law"... :wink:
And the list goes on...
hahaha.. Maybe I should take this to my personal advantage as well, ya know!
Gee... I need to stop being so utopian for once!
sleep
and let the warring factions have it out.
Sell it to the Martians and make a bundle, of course.
Re: If I owned the world!
furiousflee wrote:
and the list goes on....what would u do....
Two chicks at once, man.
That is all.
YOu have to admit, it's a little sad if you own the entire world, and all you can get is TWO women. HItler did better than that, and he was reported to have erectile dysfunction.
Yeah, but, I mean - I didnt know Hitler, but Slappy Doo Hoo, he is no Hitler.
Why only two?
Baby steps....baby steps.
Why are you asking? Interested, are we?
Sick woman.
Very clever play on words, Mrs. Wizard.
You're close to being in the "funny" category.
Not quite, though.
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