If the world were with out men.....

Duracell stock would be through the ROOF ...
not oil companies..

If the world were without men, who would open the pickle jars?

This Bulldyke :wink:

There would be alot of lesbians....

I have a little jar opener gizmo that works just fine thanks! (It's in the drawer with the extra batteries.)

I do too mac!!!

What about the ice cream at 2 am?
Who would deliver THAT?

If the world would be without men, there would be a world war about once a month....

what would bitch about to keep you happy?

Oh my God, what if you had to take repsonsibility for your own f*#k ups?

yeah, but the only blood spilled would be our own :wink:

They would be completely content to bitch to each other, about anything, talons raised, and I'd be happy to not exist at that point.

I don't know....fly on the wall ....might have entertainment value......

Ah, come on ladies. If the world were without men, we would invent some. We do have an extra rib, you know.

Mmm....spare ribs....

Nah, we would just have a piece of chocolate, masturbate .. and be done!!!!!

So long as they ran off of batteries and I could put them in my drawer when I was finished.


> god I hope my husband doesnt see this<
HAHAHHAHAHHAH

Clearly you have never been in a women's prison....run by other women with agendas...oh, sorry, I meant 'office'.

Put some chocolates on your desk.....
it may help!

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the

month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and

he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a

handy guide that should be as common as a driver's

license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,

or significant other!!



DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

remember: Money talks...but chocolate

sings.


My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring

the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his

forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

Here have some chocolate.

I'll be the first to admit I'd be very unhappy in a world without men. Distraught. Despondent.