How come gamestop hates when I dumpster dive there

People are jealous of your creativity, thriftiness and divers ity.

Build a ps game called gamestop where you, the star, dumpster dive for goold stuff and blagd.

Any chance of posting before and after pics of you beside the dumpster with the headphones on?

I don't work for gamestop but I am sure they don't want you getting hurt. And don't tell me how terrifically careful you are. It just takes one broken bottle or sharp metallic edge.

Let's properly reword your answer to parallel reality. They don't want the diver to get hurt (probably don't really care either way) because the dumpster diver may ... #sigh ... sue the Gamestop for medical costs/consequences, etc....

The individual employees won't likely directly lose any money but they may in theory lose their job if the dumpster diver wins her or his insanely frivolous lawsuit which (in low probability) ends up closing the store because of bad publicity and/or rising insurance costs.

Well, that's kinda what I meant (damned allergies are giving me fog brain today).

Preemptive Gesundheit. Hoping you aren't too kicked in the shins this allergy season.