colorbook wrote:Show them your bedroom closet
they could give you great tips on how to improve your wardrobe.
Any other eye for the Gus guy?
well, which of us would want to burn their fingers around Gertrude?
Um, I don't think "annihilate" is quite the right word for it, dag. She was a little intimidated at first, seeing as how she's not accustomed to seeing such strapping young men around here, but she finally cut loose. She's been showing them all how to do lap dances. They're practicing on me! Ha ha ha!!!
We're having a great time out here in Gus's kitchen, drinking his homemade wine and fine-tuning our stripping techniques. Come join us! Plenty of guys here to go around!
I'm so there. Can we just get Gertrude out of here, for chrissake?
Aww, let her have some fun, dag. After all, once they leave, all she'll have left is Gus.
Come on, there's plenty left...in fact, I could've sworn I saw that tall, bronzed blond with the green eyes watching you when you weren't looking....
oooh, that one over there? come to mama, handsome!
I've got a POD nomination:
This one from Frank
Oh, and Eva and Dag ... cool enhancements to your avatars ... they look great on you both.
Hey, Gus, I don't care much one way or another about those strippers, but c'mon, man ... don't hog the booze!
Aaah, yes, that was an exceptional post.
Someday, I will have an exceptional post. For now, I am simply bookmarking this thread.
Male strippers? And I wasn't even invited ?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I beat Gautam!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!
Fank Apise wrote:
Quote:Such things include coincidences too coincidental to be just coincidences...
This is one of the most absurd statements I've ever read in this forum...and I've read many very absurd statements.
i would like to put this on the nominating block
I like the original quote. he he he....
its a bit redundent isnt it?
It's been awhile, but I've finally found another post worthy of nomination. Not for the squeamish, but a post like this doesn't come around every day. Bravo, littlek!
littlek wrote:Ouchies!
"With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each testicle into approximately ¼- to ½- inch-thick ovals."
Everywhere I go, bulls balls. My god Kicky!!!
~~~~ DISCLAIMER ~~~~
its not what u think -- littlek was fibbin'...
from the website that photo came from
Quote:Mountain oysters resemble pale sausages and are denser than you'd think -- they're easy to slice.
edit
i honestly thought they were oysters!
Gee, Region, just what do you think mountain oysters are?
Rocky Mountain Oysters (Montana Tendergroin)
2 pounds bull testicles (lamb/sheep, calf or turkey testicles can also be used)
1 cup flour
1/4 cup cornmeal
1 cup red wine
salt, pepper, garlic powder to taste
Louisiana Hot Sauce
hog lard (cooking oil can be substituted)
Split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each...
