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Slumberfu

It's an extremely relaxed style where you try to get horizontal. Thats when you unleash the most devastating power to put your opponent to sleep.

You don't pre-stretch before the conflict because yawn and stretching is built into the moves.

Some of the movement names are; toss and turn, cold feet, pillow fluff, and hit the snooze button.

Pajamas are the preferred choice of uniform but the school isn't set on that. You are not granted belts to depict your level of skill, instead you are given a stuffed animal that designates your ability.

I have a stuffed Eeyore. Is that a good rank to hold?

Ahh you have quite a bit of training and modest about it. How long have you been practicing?

Since yesterday. Seems like a lifetime.

You must be a natural.