If the Earth's magnetic field flips in the near future...?

wait a minut. Dont you gotta know which way the pottery kiln was facing when all these minerals imprinted the earth's magnetic field??

Sorry, but I gotta know. I dont think theyre gonna find any Brunhes pottery, sorry.

I take this silence to be a kind of response wherein everyone has suddenly realized that the evidence presented does NOT make sense. SO making it a nonsense thread is just where it belongs in the annals of silly threads.

I fear it will flip and all our zippers become unzipped.

most zippers arent magnetic

I remember him.

You're right! I just checked mine with an old hard drive magnet and no reaction at all. Them's good magnets, too.

Zipper technology. Thats so that when you walk past a hifi subwoofer you wont get yer pants sucked off