What are the top 10 characteristics of successful motivational speakers?

Sorry for the belated answer!

1. The ability to hold ones farts until one is alone in a restroom or alone outside;
2. To be able to burp at will;
3. Fully capable to shoot tshirt guns more accurately and farther into ones audience than nonprofessional motivational speakers (sans tshirt gun training);
4. Able to deal with hecklers by returning insults with insults ... say in the Klingon language;
5. Capable to hold ones clear liquor by always having a liter and a half water bottle filled with ... say vodka for drinking at the same time as giving ones speech;
6. Masters ventriloquism and throwing his or her voice out into the audience making someone in the first couple of rows sound like they're complimenting the speaker;
7. Have a speaking voice that makes James Earl Jones sound and feel like Gilbert Gottfried;
8. Fully capable of patting the top of ones head, make circles on his belly with his or her other hand, and hop on one foot, while whistling Disney's Let It Go;
9. Quite able to hold 3 billiard balls in their mouth simultaneously;
10. Someone who can write out the top 10 characteristics of successful motivational speakers in a timely fashion.