Words or phrases I Would Like Never to Hear Again

"Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffin glue"

I think that's funny. (The movie Airplane)

for quoting movies i think any adam sandler movies is well worth quoting...

I'm pretty fond of "Ahahahahaha...SHUT UP!" Classic Sandler...

"The price is wrong Bob"

More Airplane: "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

"Joey, did you ever watch alot of gladiator movies?"

Love it!

Doctor: "We've got to get these people to a hospital!"

Crew member: "What is it?"

"It's a big building with doctors and patients. But that's not important right now!"

I feel the love. This thread has turned into "phrases we want to hear over and over again."

More Adam Sandler, a fine song:

AT A MEDIUM PACE

Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
you work with.

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.

Yeh, but wait, the actual LAX airport almost did all that... you could zone out with the announcements if you were actually waiting in the White Zone.

On the other hand, here in north north, with our wee airport, we have a nonogenarian (I am not ag-ist as I am bordering on ag-ed, dammit, but he is/was probably not actually ninety...
chasing my business partner's husband out of the minute (as in tiny) white zone into the hinterlands... he being a limping (needing hip replacement septuagenarian)... both yelling at each other... as bp's husband then couldn't help her with her baggage as easily...

Mel Brooks and Harvey Corman 'History of the World'

The Roman era------"plumbing, get ya plumbing, we'll pipe the sh*t right out of your house"

Also from history of the world:

"It's good to be the king!"

This reminds me of Zucker, Zucker & Abrams, now individually of more fame, but back then performing on Pico at Kentucky Fried Theater...

Zucker. What a funny name. Rhymes with...

i enjoy this one...

Lunchlady Land

This is a song..."
"This is uhh, This is a new song..."
"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
"The Lunchlady"
[Laughing]

Woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Served some reheated salisbury steak
With a little slice of love
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunchlady Land

Well I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
But there's no reason to shout
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunchlady Land

Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Mountains built of shepherds pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

Well I dreamt one morning
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-looking at me
It screamed, why do you burn me
And serve me up cold
I said I got the spatula
Just do what you're told
Then the liver & onions
Started joining the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop suey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head
It's called revenge Lunchlady
Said the garlic bread
I said what did I do
To make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms
And your breath is bad
Then the green beans said
You better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
The kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand
And sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose
And she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home

Thanks to
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[Spoken]
Well me & sloppy joe got married
We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
Down in Lunchlady Land

History Of the World-

Mel B. to the hot babe - "You love to do it, everbody loves to do it, I just did it and I'm ready to do it again!"

I'm a bit young to remember Kentucky Fried Theater, but I do remember Kentucky Fried Movie, I assume the follow-up.

"Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness."

I saw KFTheater and laughed myself silly. They have done well....

Words or phases I would like never to hear again.
Kickycan;

I can remember one time I hadto explain to her,"Gosh it never did that before."

Joe Harris

It"s not my fault I developed this way !