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how to talk dirty during sex and what to say?

 
 
Lash
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 02:03 pm
Yeah. I'll cc you. <unrepentant grin>
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 02:07 pm
If 'cc' means 'conference call', pencil me in Lash. Wink
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 02:34 pm
I thought you meant when "we" as in females get "PMS."


Different type of dialogue.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 02:37 pm
EMSFD125 wrote:
just a question in regards to this post anyway....do you women out there like it when guys ask what you want us to do to you


You'll probably get many different answers as women in general
have different needs and wants.

For me: if a guy has to put out his road map, then there is something wrong. You just can tell him to caress you 3.2 minutes in this area
and then move onto a north-north-west position for another 2.5 min.
I realize, finesse comes with experience but heck, I'm no missionary.

Carla, if you're both inexperienced, then a good porn might help
you both. If it's just him, then pray for some patience http://www.borge.diesal.de/schiel.gif
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 02:41 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I thought you meant when "we" as in females get "PMS."


Different type of dialogue.

LOL!!! ComPLETEly
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 02:45 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
EMSFD125 wrote:


Carla, if you're both inexperienced, then a good porn might help
you both. http://www.borge.diesal.de/schiel.gif


Yes. Porn will help, as long as the woman enjoys having you slap her in the face with your penis over and over again.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 02:53 pm
Is that what they show Slappy?

I must confess, my sexual knowledge comes
solely from hands on experience http://www.borge.diesal.de/oh.gif
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:01 pm
squinney told me to whisper soft and dirty in her ear and so I said she smelled like baby ****......and she got all uppitty on me.....I swear....women... you can't please 'em
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:13 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
squinney told me to whisper soft and dirty in her ear and so I said she smelled like baby ****......and she got all uppitty on me.....I swear....women... you can't please 'em


At least you got your similes right....soft dirty wife, baby ****... Laughing I'd chalk it up to poetic licence.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:15 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
squinney told me to whisper soft and dirty in her ear and so I said she smelled like baby ****......and she got all uppitty on me.....I swear....women... you can't please 'em


At least you got your similes right....soft dirty wife, baby ****... Laughing I'd chalk it up to poetic licence.


yeah...tell her that Rolling Eyes
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:16 pm
No frigging way....Laughing
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:42 pm
I have a question for the women. Which of the following terms or phrases do you prefer when doing the dirty talk?

"tits" or "breasts"

"f*ck me hard!" or "do it hard!"

"eat my p*ssy" or "eat me"

"c*ck" or "dick"
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:45 pm
http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/froehlich/lachen.gif

I'm sorry, but this has become such a fun thread.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:51 pm
kickycan wrote:
I have a question for the women. Which of the following terms or phrases do you prefer when doing the dirty talk?

"tits" or "breasts"

"f*ck me hard!" or "do it hard!"

"eat my p*ssy" or "eat me"

"c*ck" or "dick"


A a fake woman, i.e. a man, I choose number one in all examples. To quote Joe Rogan, from his standup routine, "I'm not homophobic, the word is c*ck!"
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 03:52 pm
I like it when women say "mmmpphthmmm mmmmmmmffffffffgg gggggggggmmmmmm mmmpphhhhhhhhhhtttttttth".
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 05:25 pm
kickycan wrote:
I have a question for the women. Which of the following terms or phrases do you prefer when doing the dirty talk?

"tits" or "breasts"

"f*ck me hard!" or "do it hard!"

"eat my p*ssy" or "eat me"

"c*ck" or "dick"


How I missed this thread today is beyond me, the question, all of the first choices.
Kicky, your a very naughty boy.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 05:30 pm
"Lick" in front of tits
"damnit" after "f*ck me hard!
"OH GOD YES!" if "eat my p*ssy came in the form of a question.
and c*ck" or "dick" work for me. :-)
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 06:27 pm
hehehe, gives a new angle to "...way up high!!!"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 06:31 pm
Another question for the ladies. When doing it doggie-style, which would your prefer the man to yell:

A.) Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!

B.) Get along, little doggie!

C. Look at me! I'm a cowboy..... I'm a cowboy!
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2004 06:33 pm
Any of the above. Least liked is choice c.
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