I slipped and bashed my head on the toilet. I need a medic!
paulaj wrote:kickycan wrote:Kristie wrote:everyone is....women look at boobs too. We just don't fantasize about nibbling on them. We fantasize about having those perfect orbs. :wink:
I think men like them so much because they don't have them!
Well, if that were true, then wouldn't women be completely gaga over balls?
We are
Paulaj! Does this mean you aren't at war with me anymore?
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!He passed out. oh DAMN. the visual.. HAHAHHAHAH
( oops ) Shhh.. hes back..
I wonder, since penile, breast and pectoral implants have all been created and marketed...
Will there ever be ' vaginal' implants?
ones to fill the muscle that surrounds the vaginal walls t make it tighter, smaller, firmer..etc?
good question shewolf....
I've changed my avatar in honor of this thread.
Kicky
This Bud's for you. It won't make you smash your head on a toilet, because it's safe, natural and effective.
the penis post didn't quite take off....hmmm.....
One thing I dont like though.. ( not about the avatar)
No matter how 'rockin' a set of boobs are, for ME personaly.. to see a washboard flat stomach below them is such a turn off.
I am a fan of the round soft female form. Not FAT. but squishy.. witha little pooch in the belly..
Am I alone on this ???
( Forgive the missing letters in some of my words, I have a brand new lap top and the letters are still kinda sticky. ) No... I mean STICKY from being new.. not from a sunami.. jeezee. pervs.
hahaha :-)
Kristie wrote:the penis post didn't quite take off....hmmm.....
Let me go over there and see what I can do about that.
I like ones that in the freezer aisle in the grocery store point towards the top shelf.
sometimes when I'm masturbating I like to make it seem like real sex.....my hand will suddenly remember something stupid I did in 1975 and just stop because it doesn't feel like it anymore.......or I'll sign out "go ahead if you have to but hurry up about it" or something like that....
Kristie wrote:the penis post didn't quite take off....hmmm.....
You should have asked a question in your post like...
Woman, what is it that you like and dislike. I would have had to hold myself back with that question.
Oh I've poured plenty of beer on my hand in the past
Q: What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
A: the wrinkles.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.....
