@Skeleton ,
This post is not a 'cry for help'. It is a cry for joy.
For it brings attention to a sad person who is made happy therfrom.
Might I invest an off-the-hip verse, skeleton?
Once, I was so lonely and lacking
Of 'that' which I strongly desired
I posted, on a forum, a pageful of bollux
And spied, as responses transpired.
'Damn! They've caught on. They have witnessed my song
For it's the most popular song ever sung.
I'm clearly so awesome, with bollux, I pong
Of one who is less - Than well-hung".
"Am I A Bad Dude". He middled along.
Increasing the mood with his piddling pong
Bored now.
Good luck.