@Region Philbis,
Snort, I just saw this, forgot I saw it before.
An uncle, now departed, introduced my cousin and me to martinis. We both were horrified, yaak. We were in our twenties. I still don't like them, ai yi yi, Did like the uncle - he was the husband of the woman whom I call my hundred year old aunt, good man in lotsa ways, including providing a lot of ice cream to the family.