Out Of Town....Did I Miss Anything?

the world ended while you were away, but it was nothing you would notice anyway. Did you have a good time?

yes and thanks for asking.....it seems I do recall a flash of light on the way back to the hotel....but I figured it was a sheriff trying to pull me over and I ignored it.......end of the world huh?

Hi Bear, I have been gone since yesterday afternoon.

It's time to peruse the threads.

Was wondering where bear was at. Missed ya dude!

I guess Gus attended Kicky's wedding...he probably has the videos

I missed the return of Grand Duke....is there an intereting story there?

well other than squinney having boob reduction surgery in celebraton of the dukes return, nothing to get excited about.

Welcome back, bear.

Actually Eva shot Brooke in a jealous rage, but not over Kicky. Apparently she and Gus had been hooking up at some Arkansas resort (that's what they call Motel 6s in Arkansas) and she discovered he had been hiding Brooke in a room about four doors down from theirs. Seems he went to go get ice one too many times....

She hog-tied Gus in one of his favorite positions, locked him in the trunk of his 1986 Cavalier and drove that sucker right off the I-40 bridge into the Mississippi. After she made sure that the bubbles had stopped rising, she swam to the Tennessee bank and hitch-hiked to the City where she confessed everything to a stunned Kinky uh Kicky.

He took it well. Pretty well. He managed to write out a list of his five favorite Beatle songs before biting down hard on a 220v line leading to his air conditioner. The coroner says his corpse will have a beautiful smile.

Meanwhile, Eva has disappeared. Last seen heading south on I-95 screaming something about 'metal rockers must die' or maybe 'my knockers are high'. No one could really say.

I let her have my map to your house. In case she calms down she'll need a place to stay. She seemed to really appreciate my little gesture.

So how was the wedding?

Joe

'Fraid not, mate - storm in teacup, best forgotten, but thank you for your concern. :wink:
What music do you DJ?

alright already bear, I lied about that.(that's what friends are for)

the wedding, my cousin....imagine 100 people as outgoing as me in one room with an unlimited free bar and you'll get a good mental picture.

As for what do I dj, anything and everything but heavy club stuff....no money in that.

Cool. Do you use vinyl, CDs or a mixture?

cd....

Sad fact that they may not have the "charm" of vinyl, but definitely a damn sight easier to carry and harder to break!

Bear can you play the Duke of Earl song?

or the 'Duchess of Prunes' song?

This is what she said "Those f@ckers weren't sly" can you blame her after what she just pulled off?

I still like her though :-)

She's nice.

I don't care who she offed.

Must have had a good reason.

Actually, what I said was, "F*cking Gus?! How drunk was I???"

Thanks for the directions back to NYC, paula. Now that I've turned around, it shouldn't take long to get back to Joe Nation's place. Joe and I need to have a little talk. <hmph>