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Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:54 am
Here I am, reading something msolga had written (this happened 15 minutes ago) and all of a sudden I hear this alien sound, kind of like the death scream of a rabbit, except a bit more subdued. I glance up the stairs and here comes my cat, bounding down the stairs, and I swear to God she was on some sort of demonic mission because she raced directly to where my foot stuck out from the side of the desk and threw up a large unsightly glob of brown granular gunk. Directly on top of my white sock!
I almost threw up myself. Man, that was disgusting.
My sock is now in the garbage can and I spent 10 minutes scrubbing my foot.
Can anyone top that for a day starter?
You mean besides reading that?
Gus maybe God thought it was time you cleaned your feet so he used your cat as a messenger.
I sure am getting a lot of sympathy from you people.
It is a cosmic sign that you have lost the mandate of heaven - soon the capybaras will expectorate on you, the loris seek to strangle you - and then, slowly rising from the unutterable depths, the squid shall wrap you in its irresistible, final embrace - and drag you to the lair of the Kraken, where you shall be violated, and eaten.
Have a nice day!!!
And good morning to you, dlowan.
Lair of the Kraken....I loved that band.
The cat's just puzzled...it's saying "You f*#k me once, then no card, no flowers, no call, no extra fancy feast.....I'm hurting here Gus".......this is a cry for help....you can't treat her that way....
Capybaras, cows, ducks, geese, pigs, an occasional ferret, yeah, those I do, Bear.
But I stay away from the cats.
Thanks for the theory though.
If the cow moos you can go "That's right bitch..suffer"....great for the self esteem.....
Has your cat recovered now, Gus?
msolga...ever the concerned and decent human being.....you shame me....
You having a go at me, Bear?
you try every 100 posts or so to be sincere....what does it get you?
msolga wrote:Has your cat recovered now, Gus?
msolga, your query provided me the impetus to check on the cat. I went into the furnace room and discovered several more piles of the aforementioned matter.
Now I'm feeling ill again.
Thank you kindly.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:you try every 100 posts or so to be sincere....what does it get you?
Hell, I was just asking about the cat, Bear. I happen to be very fond of cats.
msolga wrote:Bi-Polar Bear wrote:you try every 100 posts or so to be sincere....what does it get you?
Hell, I was just asking about the cat, Bear. I happen to be very fond of cats.
I would have never guessed... :wink:
I have just returned from upstairs. I went to check on the cat, just so msolga will calm down a little.
The cat was stretched out on the wood floor, basking in a swath of sunshine. She looked at me, blinked, and then returned to her nap.
Mind you, that was one of few my sincere posts, Bear. The other 99% tend to be sneaky, dishonest & leave much to be desired. :wink:
I'm perfectly calm, Gus & pleased the cat has recovered.
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