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Mon 4 Oct, 2004 09:02 am
So now we have fake fake silicone breasts:
https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vcc/telebrands/naturalbra/120876/
This is an interesting idea. What other fake fakes could we develop and promote?
Fake prosthetics could be a huge market. Fake glass eyes which are really just "cats eye" marbles... why not... they won't be able to see them.
Or fake fake designers scents... even stinkier and cheaper than the original fakes.
If we come up with a couple of really good ideas we could all be rich. We could start an A2K empire. Lots of potential here.
Well, it seems it is just a question of wearing the silicone inside or outside....
Fake "fake" male enhancement products, although Bear already figured out that if you slip a Shure SM58 mic in your front pocket the girls come running.
oh, i thought 'fake, fake' breasts would be, by deduction, "real" breasts!
[silly me]
er, how about fake, fake 'orgasms'?
"You don't even need to be in the same room"!!
(something in the 'electronics line, i suspect)
Package of two for only five payments of $29.99!
[and for everyone else there's MasterPlan!]
panzade wrote:Fake "fake" male enhancement products, although Bear already figured out that if you slip a Shure SM58 mic in your front pocket the girls come running.
Pop it out of your fly and karaoke gets mighty interesting. I'm certain Bear has thought of that already.
gives new meaning to the term "flyboy"!
That reminds me...years ago our banjo player had a routine where he would slip his right hand into his waist and his fingers would come out of his fly ...plucking away at the banjo strings...brought the house down
BoGoWo wrote:
er, how about fake, fake 'orgasms'?
"You don't even need to be in the same room"!!
(something in the 'electronics line, i suspect)
Package of two for only five payments of $29.99!
Not a bad idea. We just need to record it and sell it on cds. When the timing is right, the person wanting to fake an orgasm just reaches over, presses play on the cd player and lets our cd do all the work. You might have something here BoGoWo.
Now we just need someone to do the voice over... any takers?
I nominate Paula...I think she admitted in Kicky's thread that she had a talent for fake orgasms.
How about a new line of prosthetic legs:
panzade wrote:I nominate Paula...I think she admitted in Kicky's thread that she had a talent for fake orgasms.
Paula, are you up for it?
Of course we might need to have some "tryouts"?
"Sleepless" had a scene...I don't know if that was a 24 k fake orgasm as I've never been privvy to one
Yeah that was a real good one I should know becasue... I mean...Yeah, me neither Panz.
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