The anti-malaise thread

In response to Lash here: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=34665&highlight=

I suggest we start a thread of joy, free of malaise. Let's celebrate the happy times when things were wonderful. Perhaps we should even go further into our inner journey....I'm not suggesting re-birthing or anything, that's just odd and freaky. I reccomend we tell virtual campfire tales about the good things we remember, perhaps they might inspire us to more 'inspiring' posts.

When I was a young one, just starting out in high school, I was exposed to this totally hot substitute biology teacher who clearly had something for me. I'm not kidding. Not only could I see it in her eyes, I only know because one day after class, she asked me to 'stay after school'. Well, we all know what that means, at least at 15. She said "So, have you been 'doing' <emphasis hers> you schoolwork?

"Oh yes, maam, absolutley."

"Well, let me give you some after-school lessons."

She started kissing me passionately, full on tongue action, which felt great, believe me. Then she playfully pushed me back, hiked up her short skirt and seductively asked "So, little man, what do you think of...four years of bush?"

I pushed her back and yelled "Thank god I'm not old enough or American enough to vote!"

A man needs to stand by his convictions.