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Fri 17 Sep, 2004 09:11 am
long time in the crapper? In and out quick? Same time every day? Pathologial seat cleaner? Okay with public toilets or scared? Will you talk to someone from the other side of the door? Silent or grunter? Ever talked on the phone while taking a dump? Do you check your product?
C'mon folks these are important questions.....
I'm a Reader. I never dump without reading material.
Well, it really depends on my body, sometimes I am a thinker, sometimes a reader, sometimes freakin speedy Gonzalez, it all depends on the time my body allows me to be in there....
First thing in the morning. I used to think it was the coffee but it's that way coffee or no.
When I get my own place (I rent with friends just now), I'm putting a small book-case next to the toilet. I also aways try to take a dump at the office, for two very good reasons:
1) I'm getting paid for a bodily function
2) Someone else is paying for the paper
As to reading while on the jon, I have on occasion nearly **** my pants while trying to find something suitable to read.......
One wipers are the best. One rollers suck.
Slappy, do you ever get the "Lasagne Effect", from wiping, folding, wiping, folding, wiping, folding a piece of roll that was too long to start with? And when the end of the paper accidently touches the water when you're wiping.... absolute nightmare!
I don't understand what you guys mean by wiping....explain please.....
I would have to agree with Slappy on the una-wiper, its a comforting feeling of cleansing satisfaction. Have you ever had the dry crap, the one that feels like your giving birth or trying to expulsate an oak tree but in reality its just a small piece of terd.
now we're getting to the in depth serious part of the thread....this is good......
we shouldn't underestemate the importance of the crap, or as the once great Spanish philosopher El Culo Maximo said, "pfoooott!"
Yes. There are the craps where it feels worse than it is, but there's also the craps where you can't believe you squeezed that mammoth beast out of your asspipe.
Once, it must have put me in so much pain I hallucinated I gave birth to an ethnic child, and was carrying it around the house in my arms showering it with kisses. I finally snapped out of it and realized I had some sh!t in my hands. Luckily I was the only one home.
Yea, I too had one of those experiences, once it was a single unit, I called it beast, and when I wanted to flush the sucker down the toilet it refused, It pinched itself from side to side inside the toilet bowl and waited there until the water wore it down. How I miss Ol' Beast.
*sigh*
the crap that makes your pants looser after.....
Quote:I don't understand what you guys mean by wiping....explain please.....
you bastard you took my line.!!
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