What ironic thing happened in your life today?

Aw, stand up. That's so distressing! Sorry!

Thanks Phoenix! Everything will work out.....eventually!!!

I've had an on-going dispute with a particular cellular service for over a year now. They decided to change the terms of my service contract and bill me for several hundred dollars worth of useage retroactively. When I complained and told them I wasn't paying any retroactive charges they discontinued my service and then tried to bill me for early termination too. They sent my account to a collection agency and now I have an open lawsuit against them.

Today I got a letter in the mail from the president of the company telling me that, in thanks for being such a great customer in the past, they have a special super-duper offer if I sign up for service with them again!

I don't think so!

sufp--

Another wretched character-building experience.

At this rate, you, too, will be magnificent.

Hold your dominion.

I sat down at my computer and right in the middle of typing this response --blam! - the computer blows up. And the monitor. Plus the friggin' keyboard started smoking and all the keys began to move on their own. So here I am, no computer, nothing to do.

Guess I'll go watch some tv. I have a great tube. Brand new. Nice and shiny.

Ohh gus, you're so nice to me!!!!....lol....