Hey Gus...I Need To Borrow A Few Thousand

Bloodhounds tracked the robber to a fast food restaurant parking lot, where police say the man got into a white van driven by a woman.

A witness was reported to say the woman looked suspiciously like Squinney, from A2K.

A dead bear was found in the bushes nearby, apparently run over by a manure spreader.

Details at 10:00

I could use a few bucks myself Gus, but if you hurt Bear I'll hunt you down like a dog!

Montana has my back......now I'm feeling frisky.....

Oh bear, I'm so sorry. Who would have imagined that squinney would take up robbing banks with Gus?

I pray that she repents.

It's kinda like Bonnie and Clyde all over again!

I'm packing up and moving to New Brunswick with a decent woman.....careful with those liquor bottles kids.....

Sounds like a plan, bear. But, um, where are you gonna find a decent woman? At the bars? On A2K? Good luck!

I've told him a hundred times there aint no way Montana would put up with half of what I do.
I think the whole "got yer back" thing got him all excited.

Bear is SO "easy" if ya know what I mean. All I had to do was walk in the door with half the take and a diva cup and had him crawlin' back to me.

ME repent? Ha ha. No need.


Note to Gus - Forgot my hoe in your trunk when you dropped me off. Let me know when I can come by for it. You've got your own hoe, right?

OK, we just gotta save this for posterity ...


"Detective David Savage, left, and Lt. Brian Mills secure evidence from the Security Federal Bank robbery Tuesday."

and I've got mine......with half the take and a diva cup

I was halfway to Kansas City and feeling pretty damn good. I had a bottle of whiskey in my lap, a lot of cash, and Bear's wife at my side.

I took a swig of whiskey and lit a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

That's when the sobbing began.

Squinney's shoulders heaved as the tears streamed down her face.

"What the hell is wrong? I thought this is what you wanted?", I asked.

I was drunk now and starting to get angry. How ofter does a man kill a Bear to get a woman. I could count on one hand the number of times I've done it.

Squinney quit sobbing and looked at me with her red puffy eyes, "You don't know Shako like I do, Gus. You didn't kill him back there you know."

"Shako?" Who the hell is Shako?", I asked.

"That's my pet name for Bear, Gus. And I'm thinking back to what he did to Slappy last year. You better turn around before it's too late."

Squinney's eyes clouded over as she thought back to the bloodbath she had witnessed last year.

She started sobbing again. Not so much because of what happened to Slappy, she didn't really care about him, but Gus was different. He was kind and complimentary. She didn't want to see Gus suffer the same fate.

Her mind drifted back. Back to the carnage....

you could have just loaned me the money Gus and took my marker........the refusal to a friend....that's what hurt......now you'll have to sleep with the salmons.....

Don't the two of you try to play some tricky game of mirrors and light ... we know the truth ...

Gus and Bear are the same person!!!

Plus, he's black.

I think that's Bear and onyxelle's "love child", nimh.

Do "the salmons" sleep?

No. They play possum.