If you could tell posters here one thing, what would it be?

jespah yer sitting on tinfoil ?? LOL

Ok...whatever...lol!!

I know, that's why I felt you needed to be corrected.

I don't need a source to be correct. I would like to point out though that I think I understand the influences which lead you to your incorrect opinion. I know people from missouri that get anrgy when you pronounce their state correctly.

If I could tell posters one thing, it would be "Stop mucking up my wall! That's private property!"

Definitely more fibre. Someone earlier today really needed a jumbo serving of oatmeal.

The one thing I have always wanted to tell you

Dear A2K Brothers and Sisters,

My time with you has been very special and I have enjoyed it and I care for most of you a great deal, but I must inform you that I have just won 750 billion dollars in the lottery and I have purchased my own South Sea Island where I am moving with squinney, the cubs, Halle Berry, David Lee Roth and an assortment of servants and concubines where I intend to live out my days, swimming, riding, working out, jet skiing and sending hate mail to the Van Halen brothers. Every Saturday Dave and I will fly in Stevie Vai and a few sidemen for the Saturday jam.

I'm afraid I will have no further time for the computer, so goodbye and God Bless.

Much Love,

Bi-Polar Bear

SCoates: Actually technically speaking it's "Australian". Aussie, also written Ozzie, is a nick-name, thus it is pronounced the way we want it to be.

The name Australia comes from the Latin for southern, 'australis' (aw-stray-liss), so English people (who named the country) tend to pronounce it awwstralia. We're much too lazy for that, we like to pronounce it osstralia. Much easier!

So you see, if we were going by historical roots, we'd be going around calling ourselves "Awwsies". But that's even sillier than Ahsie (which sounds rather like an insult if you know the Australian accent)

Ha ha, I'm right, you're wrong.

Now there's something I like very much to tell other A2Kers!

Nice one Bear.

If I could tell posters another thing, it might be, hello, I am CEO of big Nigerian oil company and need your help.

A rich shareholder died without leaving a will...

Bi- Need a social secretary????

Bi needs bodyguards!

I volunteered quite some time ago for that job, Panz, as I recall.

Yes, I recall. There was some problem with your height. I believe you towered over BiBear and he didn't like it.

Tinfoil Hat.


Another thing: Ladies, remember to remove your tinfoil hat when you go to bed at night. The fidelity magnet that your man planted under the bed to test your faithfulness (or lack thereof), could suck that tinfoil with your head attached into the depths of the mattress. Prying yourself loose will take considerable effort and perhaps mess up your hair. Believe me, there are better ways to mess up your hair.

(See Infidelity. A Guy Only Thread.)

That was a fun thread. How did I miss it?

"Politics is not the only subject this site covers"

don't hit, play nice, share your toys.

Welcome to the GOP!!!
<passes out party hats>

Re: Tinfoil Hat.


Good point, Debra. I understand several otherwise unexplained cases of whiplash were caused by a major league tinfoil-fidelity magnet confluence.