Is there someone british royalty havn't shagged

Whoa, Kev, that's a lot of people. The amazing thing is that we finance their infidelity.

No british royalty has ever shagged me! I got snogged by a scot, but that's as close as I've ever gotten (thank god).

Well, Prince William's about my age. Wouldn't be entirely unpleasant I imagine.

What about that incident with Prince Charles on the 12th green of that golf course in Kansas.

You talked about that for weeks!

Gus! I'm shocked! I mean goats are one thing, but Prince Charles?!! How could you...?

Ok, fortune, let's just say you were operating in filtered light, had a couple of beers and a half a pint of whiskey in your system, plus a few sleeping pills.






Would you be able to differentiate?

Be honest, fortune.

I'm the one who stayed in the bathroom to not meet his dad when he came to see my lab with the head of our rheumatology department. They visited an empty room, m'lab. I admit I am and was sort of shy, more so then. Hard to make a case for me being shy now.

But that was part of it then, a frisson of fear as they approached the long hall to my door. But I am also irish californian. And the head of the department never came to see me before, me who set up and ran the lab in his department. I just combed my hair a little longer than usual.

Trying to guess when that was, maybe ''67 or '68. Now, I'd meet Phillip, in retrospect, and talk.

Gus - Oh, that was Prince Charles? I didn't know.

OK, Gus, point taken. I can live with knowing you again.

I'm fascinated... simply fascinated.

Am I right in thinking that you'd prefer that he stayed with the goats rather than entering the messy world of goat-like human liaisons?

Yeah, I was wondering about that myself, drom.

Is fortune the kind of person that stands on her soapbox and expounds the virtues of bestiality?

I never knew that about her.

Oh, I never said that! It's just that I couldn't stand to have to deal with one of those absolutely unbearable people who go around sleeping with stars and royalty just so that they can get on American talk shows. You wouldn't do that now would you Gus?

In a heartbeat. I've always wanted to sit down with Oprah and chew the fat.

Oh my...

I'm not sure Oprah would enjoy that...

I've heard otherwise .

Still, I wouldn't believe that you would desert your goat for Prince Charles, (or for anyone ,) Gus, as you're verily a man of family values.