Given that he lives in the Kool-Aid dude's glass jar, I might just beat him to death with a heavy clog.
squinney wrote:Oh, My! How can a day suck already at 7:10 and 7:13 in the morning?
Wasnt 7 in the morning out where either of us lives ...
in the end, today was OK. As in, nothing particularly pleasant, but at least nothing downright yukky either. Worse days comin' up.
Happy Happy Joy Joy
from Ren and Stimpy
Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats
This is a song about a whale, NO this is a song about being happy
Thats right!
Its the happy happy, joy joy song!
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy
I dont think your happy enough, thats right!
I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, lets try it again...
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy!
Iff-in you ain`t the grandaddy of all liars!
The little critters of nature...they dont know that they're ugly.
Thats very funny! A fly marrying a bumble bee!
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
WHY didn't you believe me?
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, joy joy joyyyy!
I can't handle this! Stop it, cav, stop it!
I can't handle this! Stop it, cav, stop it!
While I appreciate that you told me twice, I refuse to stop.
My computer is running amok! Not sure if I've posted or not, cav.
My mind boggles as I imagine what you'll post next!
Well, so far, it's a good day. Hah, I'll bet that surprised you! You have a double post. It's no big deal, but it was fun to comment on.
Phew ... I was almost afraid to look!
Expecting something like:
Happy, happy, happy, happy talk!
<yech!>
But I'm glad you're having a good day, cav. I hope it stays that way.
You know, I've come to the conclusion that every day sucks.
Today is another in a sting of bad days. What to do when you get in a rut like this?
Change your avatar.
If you look like a dog, you're going to feel like a dog.
cavfancier wrote:Given that he lives in the Kool-Aid dude's glass jar, I might just beat him to death with a heavy clog.
Actually, asphyxiation and a nice beating would brighten anyone's day, right?
I mean, if you're wearing a leather mask, and you're pretending that it's Pat Sajak smacking you around?
Kristie, just remember, no matter how horrible things are going for you, someone else always has it worse.
Diane Frederickson comes to mind.
She had it all -- good looks, a beautiful home, money in the bank, fancy sports car, a really cool make-up kit, and the admiration of the local VFW club.
Then one day she thought she met Mr. Right.
But what happened, you ask....
That's right.... a friggin' knife in the back!
And you have the audacity to complain about your petty problems.
Next time your day is going bad, Kristie... think of Diane.
That was strangely flattering.
