I got the swing state blues

And they've probably never visited before, eh? How's traffic?

And? Any assassination plots?

Bush has been here a couple of times - I'm sure that's why he kept his agenda secret.

I've just stayed home all day with the TV off but I imagine that traffic is a disaster. They wouldn't announce which streets would be closed or when they would be closed because it was a secret.

Any bank robberies while the police were pre-occupied?

Well now there's an idea!

I'm afraid the get-away car wouldn't have been able to get-away.

well in that case you have the bank just write you a check and you stroll away with it.

Always thinkin

When the Bush/Kerry punch hit Iowa--Davenport, I believe--there were three bank robberies.

Well, with a little planning you could have just rented the building next to the bank and used the last few days to dug a tunnel, breaking through today while everyone was distracted.

Ooops! Shouldn't go giving away my plans like that...