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Fri 13 Aug, 2004 08:45 am
Vast Right Wing conspiracies...Liberal Left Agendas...Bush Lied...Kerry Lied...But I know the tuth.
But they know this and are watching me. Dark shadow men in the alley at night. Black SUVs following me home after work. My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and I waned to know why she wanted to know what I wanted for dinner. Maybe that wasn't her afer all but a cloned body double trying to harvest my brian stem cells for research. My phone is tapped and there are cameras behind my mirrors watching my every move... but they won't get me...I have to go now...before they realize I am gone.
I thought it was only me...
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them. :wink:
I feel your pain, JP. What with the microchip fixed to my brain stem.
Ah, who cares if they're watchin' ya? Just play up to the hidden cameras and give 'em something interesting to watch. I know I do.
panzade thet're watching you too. They just took a break until the hurricanes pass you by.
Gargamel thats not a microchip attatched to your brain stem...it is actually a brain. They pot the microchip in your pancreas...what else is that thing used for?
fortune wrote:...give 'em something interesting to watch. I know I do.
Where can I get ahold of some of those tapes?
Well, I've been thinking of selling them on-line but I figure they may be potentially damaging to my future political career.
See that is where you are wrong. Release them now so that "The Man" doesn't do it for you while you are running for office. That way everybody knows about it way before hand.
See, I'm not just paranoid...they are out there watching and planning for the future.
Is that all they;re doing to you jpinMilwaukee? Man, you got it EASY!
jpinMilwaukee wrote:panzade thet're watching you too. They just took a break until the hurricanes pass you by.
Gargamel thats not a microchip attatched to your brain stem...it is actually a brain. They pot the microchip in your pancreas...what else is that thing used for?
I'm always getting my brain and my pancreas confused.
I'm totally embarrassed!
Some people have watched 'The Matrix' a little bit too often if you ask me
.I thought that was a cat. Owmygawd.....It's NOT a cat!
Now even
I am getting paranoid ... and I didn't even see The Matrix Revolutions
I'm not paranoid . . .
I know you fargin' bastiches are out to get me . . .
You'll never take me alive, Coppers . . . take that . . . and that . . .
AAHHahahahahahahahahahaha . . .
Stumble It!
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