Hats off to littlek!

I used to are for a child who asked me to hold her hands while she pooped - starting from when she was in diapers and going on through until well after potty-training.

Drom - great sig line!

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Taters!

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Wow, K. In England, that's an offence, now, you know Rolling Eyes

. Did you get many weird requests from the children?

(And, thanks! Very Happy

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littlek wrote:

I used to are for a child who asked me to hold her hands while she pooped - starting from when she was in diapers and going on through until well after potty-training.

Drom - great sig line!

Occasionally I'll ask strangers in mall restroom to do the same.

I would delete that last sentence but I've already hit the submit button.

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hee hee!

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You only have single-sex toilets where you are; don't you, Garg?

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Sometimes, A2K threads make me laugh, make me cry. This one, though, made me get the feeling I'm stranded in a freakin' One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest scene < Slowly walks to the door >

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Rick -- don't tell me that you don't know the 'scene?'

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Wait a sec. please - I'm halfway computer - door, this is a really bad moment for a reply < slowly walks back to the computer >

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Heeheehee

this is all very amusing.

Besides the holding the hands while pooping request......... I'm sure I've had odd requests, but I can't think of any right now.

Though, this morning the wee one (8.5 months old) very carefully and precisely fondled my dog's pootie while his mom and I were talking.

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Though, this morning the wee one (8.5 months old) very carefully and precisely fondled my dog's pootie while his mom and I were talking.

There! See what I mean? Who else but littlek could come up with such a sentence?

That is some really, really crazy ****.

I'm going to dig around in the A2K archives and see if I can unearth a sentence that rivals littlek's latest offering, but I fear a lengthy, exhaustive search will turn up nothing.

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Oh no.

What did your dog do?

I just started reading "The Nanny Dairies" and all I can think of is little k.

Yet, this book doesn't have anything about fondeling dog pooties.

Little k is so way better.

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HAHAHA! Bootsie just kind of twisted her head around, looked over her shoulder and watched. And her posture changed a little.

The nanny diaries were a (sad) riot for this nanny to read.

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I had to use an Urban dictionary to find out what you were talking about... 'pootie' reminded me of 'putain.'

But, Heavens above! Not 1 year old and the child did it carefully? Is the kid normally that... weird? Has to be weird to get Gus reacting the way that he did.

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I'm still trying to figure it out! I think I can probably guess though...

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Hats off to littlek!

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